The Giant Superstars Are People

Don't Ever Have Two Dogs. That Way You Won't Know Which One To Blame.

The Only Way To Survive Is To Have A Sense Of Humour.

I Was Never A Certified Public Accountant. I Just Had A Degree In Accounting. It Would Require Passing A Test, Which I Would Not Have Been Able To Do.

The First Time I Got Up In Front Of An Audience Was Terror, Abject Terror, Which Continued For Another Four Or Five Years. There Still Is, A Little Bit.

Sometimes You Forget You're Famous. You Wonder, Why Is That Person Staring At Me?