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Ever Notice That Soup For One Is Eight Aisles Away From Party Mix?

You Know You're Getting Fat When You Step On The Dog's Tail And He Dies.

I Don't Categorize Myself. I Don't Think I'm Perceived As A Female Act By My Audience. My Fans Include Just As Many Men As Women.

Laundry's Easier When You Live Alone. Fifteen Minutes Before A Date, Put 'em On, Dry 'em With A Hair Blower.

Citizens Are All Equal In Politics: We Each Have One Vote.