The Vatican Is Against Surrogate

Have You Noticed That If You Leave The Laundry In The Hamper Long Enough, It's Ready To Wear Again?

I Always Had A Running Commentary In My Head That Was Extremely Funny And Off-center, But I Never Said It To Anyone.

When Women Are Depressed, They Eat Or Go Shopping.

Turkeys Know Their Names, Come When You Call, And Are Totally Affectionate. They're Better Than Teenagers.

To Listen To Your Own Silence Is The Key To Comedy.