I Came To The Conclusion

The Race Is Not Always To The Swift, Nor The Battle To The Strong, But That's The Way To Bet.

If I Have All The Tears That Are Shed On Broadway By Guys In Love, I Will Have Enough Salt Water To Start An Opposition Ocean To The Atlantic And Pacific, With Enough Left Over To Run The Great Salt Lake Out Of Business. But I Wish To Say I Never Shed Any Of These Tears Personally, Because I Am Never In Love, And Furthermore, Barring A Bad Break, I Never Expect To Be In Love, For The Way I Look At It Love Is Strictly The Old Phedinkus, And I Tell The Little Guy As Much.

You Can Keep The Things Of Bronze And Stone And Give Me One Man To Remember Me Just Once A Year.

A Free-loader Is A Confirmed Guest. He Is The Man Who Is Always Willing To Come To Dinner.

I Came To The Conclusion Long Ago That All Life Is Six To Five Against.