A Free-loader Is A Confirmed

I Once Knew A Chap Who Had A System Of Just Hanging The Baby On The Clothes Line To Dry And He Was Greatly Admired By His Fellow Citizens For Having Discovered A Wonderful Innovation On Changing A Diaper.

If I Have All The Tears That Are Shed On Broadway By Guys In Love, I Will Have Enough Salt Water To Start An Opposition Ocean To The Atlantic And Pacific, With Enough Left Over To Run The Great Salt Lake Out Of Business. But I Wish To Say I Never Shed Any Of These Tears Personally, Because I Am Never In Love, And Furthermore, Barring A Bad Break, I Never Expect To Be In Love, For The Way I Look At It Love Is Strictly The Old Phedinkus, And I Tell The Little Guy As Much.

Damon Runyon. A Day-coach Boy In A Parlor Car Seat.

I'm Inspired By Love, By The Moments That We Commit To Something With All Our Heart - Be It A Person, A Project, An Animal, Anything Really. It's Undeniably Inspiring, That Acknowledgment Of Existence, That I Love, That I Care. That Fills Me With Purpose.

He Who Tooteth Not His Own Horn, The Same Shall Not Be Tooted.