Damon Runyon. A Day-coach Boy

He Who Tooteth Not His Own Horn, The Same Shall Not Be Tooted.

A Free-loader Is A Confirmed Guest. He Is The Man Who Is Always Willing To Come To Dinner.

He Hardest Obstacle For Me Has Been To Find A Father. I Am The Product Of Three Fathers, And My Connection To Each Of Them Has Left Me Wanting. Each Have Their Own Strengths And Weaknesses, But I've Always Been In Competition With Them In Some Way.

Always Try To Rub Up Against Money, For If You Rub Up Against Money Long Enough, Some Of It May Rub Off On You.

In My Opinion Turkey Is The Most Over-rated Critter For Eating Purposes In Kingdom Come But The Most Striking Example We Have Of The Power Of Propaganda.