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The Only Good Thing About The Good Old Days Is They're Gone.

Political Promises Are Much Like Marriage Vows. They Are Made At The Beginning Of The Relationship Between Candidate And Voter, But Are Quickly Forgotten.

People With High Blood Pressure, Diabetes - Those Are Conditions Brought About By Life Style. If You Change The Life Style, Those Conditions Will Leave.

You Got To Die Of Something Because If You Die Of Nothing, They Won't Pay Your Insurance.

Don't Have A High School Diploma? You're In My Cabinet. Why? For 200 Years, A Lot Of Cabinets Have Existed In Our Government. Powerful Men. Well-educated. So Let's Try Something Totally New.