Laughter Is The Best Way

Nature Is Not Affected By Finance. If Someone Offered You Ten Thousand Dollars To Let Them Touch Your Eyeball Without Blinking, You Would Never Collect The Money. At The Very Last Moment, Nature Would Force You To Blink Your Eye. Nature Will Protect Her Own.

There's A God Force Inside Of You That Gives You A Will To Live.

The Funniest Jokes You Know Aren't From Comics But Relatives, Friends - From Your Life. That's The Funniest Stuff.

When I Lost My Rifle, The Army Charged Me 85 Dollars. That Is Why In The Navy The Captain Goes Down With The Ship.

When I First Broke Through, There Was Only Nbc, Cbs And Abc, And They Had News In The Morning And In The Evening - There Wasn't No 24-hour News.