I Never Believed In Santa

We Used To Root For The Indians Against The Cavalry, Because We Didn't Think It Was Fair In The History Books That When The Cavalry Won It Was A Great Victory, And When The Indians Won It Was A Massacre.

I'm Not A Comic. I'm A Humorist.

I Won't Say I'm Out Of Condition Now - But I Even Puff Going Downstairs.

Love Is Man's Natural Endowment, But He Doesn't Know How To Use It. He Refuses To Recognize The Power Of Love Because Of His Love Of Power.

Black Americans Are The Only People In History Who Are For Education Instead Of Liberation. George Washington Wasn't Beating Up On British For The Right To Open A College! The Line Isn't "give Me Education Or Give Me Death."