I Believe All Southern Liberals

Freedom Fighters Don't Always Win, But They're Always Right.

Michael Jackson Was A Poor Black Boy Who Grew Up To Be A Rich White Woman

Sit Up, Join Up, Get On Line, Get In Touch, Find Out Who's Raising Hell And Join Them. No Use Waiting On A Bunch Of Wussy Politicians.

There Are Two Kinds Of Humor. One Kind That Makes Us Chuckle About Our Foibles And Our Shared Humanity -- Like What Garrison Keillor Does. The Other Kind Holds People Up To Public Contempt And Ridicule -- That's What I Do. Satire Is Traditionally The Weapon Of The Powerless Against The Powerful. I Only Aim At The Powerful. When Satire Is Aimed At The Powerless, It Is Not Only Cruel -- It's Vulgar.

Age Has Given Me What I Was Looking For My Entire Life - It Gave Me Me. It Provided Me The Time And Experience And Failures And Triumphs And Friends Who Helped Me Step Into The Shape That Had Been Waiting For Me All My Life.