I Attend Surprisingly Few Shows.

My Beloved Mom And Pop Always Rated Tops With Each Other, And That's The Way It Will Always Be

I Preferred Delivering My Performance In Person. I Liked To Be In Control. You Couldn't Be In Films.

At One Time I Smoked, But In 1959 I Couldn't Think Of Anything Else To Give Up For Lent So I Stopped - And I Haven't Had A Cigarette Since.

Any Audience That Gets A Laugh Out Of Me Gets It While I'm Facing Them

Mom Claimed That I Could Carry A Tune At 2 Or 3 Years Of Age. Maybe She Was A Little Prejudiced.