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There Is No Apocalypse.

What Someone Doesn't Want You To Publish Is Journalism; All Else Is Publicity.

Anyone Telling About His Travels Must Be A Liar, . . . For If A Traveler Doesn't Visit His Narrative With The Spirit And Techniques Of Fiction, No One Will Want To Hear It.

Americans Are The Only People In The World Known To Me Whose Status Anxiety Prompts Them To Advertise Their College And University Affiliations In The Rear Window Of Their Automobiles.

If I Didn't Have Writing, I'd Be Running Down The Street Hurling Grenades In People's Faces.