I Am The Laziest Man

Beware Of Meat Twice Boiled, And An Old Foe Reconciled.

The First Mistake In Public Business Is The Going Into It.

To Be Thrown Upon One's Own Resources Is To Be Cast Into The Very Lap Of Fortune; For Our Faculties Then Undergo A Development And Display An Energy Of Which They Were Previosly Unsusceptible.

I Am A Mortal Enemy To Arbitrary Government And Unlimited Power. I Am Naturally Very Jealous For The Rights And Liberties Of My Country, And The Least Encroachment Of Those Invaluable Privileges Is Apt To Make My Blood Boil.

Praise To The Undeserving Is Severe Satire.