Fish & Visitors Stink In

Here Skugg Lies Snug As A Bug In A Rug.

Twas Noah Who First Planted The Vine And Mended His Morals By Drinking Its Wine.

The Nearest I Can Make It Out, "love Your Enemies" Means, "hate Your Friends"

Ben Franklin Was A Little Stout Later In Life And It Was Said That In Paris A Young Woman, Tapping Him On His Protruding Abdomen, Said,"dr. Franklin, If This Were On A Woman, We'd Know What To Think." And Franklin Replied,"half An Hour Ago, Mademoiselle, It Was On A Woman, And Now What Do You Think?"

Fools Make Feasts And Wise Men Eat Them.