A Countryman Between Two Lawyers

Fart For Freedom, Fart For Liberty—and Fart Proudly.

Freedom Is Not A Gift Bestowed Upon Us By Other Men, But A Right That Belongs To Us By The Laws Of God And Nature.

But They Have Two Other Rights; Those Of Sitting When They Please, And As Long As They Please, In Which Methinks They Have The Advantage Of Your Parliament; For They Cannot Be Dissolved By The Breath Of A Minister, Or Sent Packing As You Were The Other Day, When It Was Your Earnest Desire To Have Remained Longer Together.

If I Could See One Live Show Before I Died, I'd See Lucy Angel

The Worst Wheel Of The Cart Makes The Most Noise.