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Just Like Every Other Kid In My Grade School, I Was Listening To My Little Radio Plug In My Ear When Mickey Mantle Hit 18 Post-season Homers And Won Series After Series For The Yankees. I Listened And I Learned From That. I Think He Was The Original 'mr. October,' But Thank God It Didn't Stick.

The Way Things Are Going The Faces On Next Year's Bubble-gum Cards Will Be Lawyers.

When You Take A Pitch And Line It Somewhere, It's Like You've Thought Of Something And Put It With Beautiful Clarity.

Please God, Let Me Hit One. I'll Tell Everybody You Did It.

If I Played In New York, They'd Name A Candy Bar After Me.