Home Run Hitters Strike Out

Please God, Let Me Hit One. I'll Tell Everybody You Did It.

The Only Way I'm Going To Get A Gold Glove Is With A Can Of Spray Paint.

I Was Reminded That When We Lose And I Strike Out, A Billion People In China Don't Care.

People Think I Hate Billy Martin. I Don't. I Hate Some Of The Things He Did. And I Will Say I Don't Understand Him. Billy Martin Is Not An Intellectual, But There Is A Cunningness To Him That Is Something To Behold.

So Many Ideas Come To You And You Want To Try Them All, But You Can't. You're Like A Mosquito In A Nudist Colony, You Don't Know Where To Start.