Home Run Hitters Strike Out

So Many Ideas Come To You And You Want To Try Them All, But You Can't. You're Like A Mosquito In A Nudist Colony, You Don't Know Where To Start.

The Way Things Are Going The Faces On Next Year's Bubble-gum Cards Will Be Lawyers.

You Don't Face Nolan Ryan Without Your Rest. He's The Only Guy I Go Against That Makes Me Go To Bed Before Midnight.

The Reason I'm A Yankee Is That George Steinbrenner Out Hustled Everybody Else.

Babe Ruth Was Great. I'm Just Lucky.