The Only Reason I Don't

October: That's When They Pay Off For Playing Ball.

Every Hitter Likes Fastballs, Just Like Everybody Likes Ice Cream. But You Don't Like It When Someone's Stuffing It Into You By The Gallon. That's What It Feels Like When Nolan Ryan's Thrown Balls By You.

Blind People Come To The Park Just To Hear Him Pitch.

The Only Way I'm Going To Get A Gold Glove Is With A Can Of Spray Paint.

I Am The Best In Baseball.