I Am On A Drug.

I Have A 10,000-year-old Brain And The Boogers Of A 7-year-old. That's How I Describe Myself.

I Am On A Drug. It's Called Charlie Sheen.

Dying Is For Fools. I'm Proud Of What I Created. I Exposed People To Magic. I Exposed People To Things They Would Never See In Their Normal Lives.

I So Desperately Wanted To Be Mr. Somebody. Instead, I Was The Little Brother, Included To A Point.

It's Definitely Safer To Be Single, Especially With This Cottage Industry That's Devoted To Extorting Celebrities.