I Have A 10,000-year-old Brain

I Exposed People To Magic. I Exposed Them To Something They're Never Otherwise Going To See In Their Boring, Normal Lives. And I Gave That To Them. I May Forget About Them Tomorrow, But They'll Live With That Memory For The Rest Of Their Lives. And That's A Gift, Man.

The Only Thing I'm Addicted To Is Winning. This Bootleg Cult, Arrogantly Referred To As Alcoholics Anonymous, Reports A 5 Percent Success Rate. My Success Rate Is 100 Percent.

I Try To Be Known More For My Work Than For Anything Else.

Sure, I Did A Lot Of Things In Excess. But If You Look At The Core, The Foundation Of What I Pursued, What Red-blooded Young American Male In My Position Wouldn't?

I've Got Magic. I've Got Poetry At My Fingertips.