I Am Not A Glutton

She's As Funny As A Toothache

Never Lend Your Car To Anyone To Whom You Have Given Birth.

I Have Seen My Kid Struggle Into The Kitchen In The Morning With Outfits That Need Only One Accessory: An Empty Gin Bottle.

I Would Have Invited Friends Over To Dinner Even If The Carpet Was Stained, Or The Sofa Faded.

In The South Pacific, Because Of Their Size, Mosquitoes Are Required To File Flight Plans.