I Am Going To Name

We're All Gonna Lie, We're All Gonna Cry, And We're All Gonna Take Painful Shits.

I Love Hecklers. They Remind You That You Are A Comedian.

I'm A Late-night Guy.

I'm Glad That My Parents Missed One Thing That Was Really Unbelievable. They Saw Me Hit This Great Success. It Was A Blast And We Had A Lot Of Laughs. And It Was Just An Amazing Time. They Passed Away. And Then After I Got, You Know, Famous, All These Haters Came Out Of Nowhere.

If You Lie To A Person At Least Tell Someone Else You've Lied To The Truth. It Balances Out Your Karma.