We're All Gonna Lie, We're

Why Do Bad Guys In Movies Always Love To Whistle Really Slowly?

You Can't Teach An Old Hater New Truths.

I Think That People Who Do Enjoy My Stand-up Comedy And The People Who Get It And The People Who Are Taken In By It, They See That I'm A Guy That Has Love Of The Game.

Anger Has A Way Of Seeping Into Every Other Emotion And Planting Itself In There.

I'm Not Giving Up On Life. I'm Giving Up On Today.