I Am A Very Selfish

I'm Afraid Of The Dark, So I Have A Lot Of Night-lights.

That's What The Holidays Are For - For One Person To Tell The Stories And Another To Dispute Them. Isn't That The Irish Way?

I Think The Institution Of Marriage Is A Great Idea, But For Me It's Just An Idea.

I Spent Every Day Just Praying That I Didn't Look Like A Big Dork On Camera.

But I Know Somebody Who Has A Bedside Urinal. How Do I Compete With That?