I Love Receiving Fan Mail.

Everybody Wants To Solve Everybody's Problems.

I Love Children And I Love Men, But I Can't Commit To Either For The Rest Of My Life.

I Had So Many Freckles That My Mother Used To Say That They Were Kisses From The Angels. I Still Have Them.

Have I Seen The Commitments? I Was Obsessed With That Movie. I Just Watched It Again About Two Weeks Ago.

You Know, The Bigger You Get And The More Success You Have, The More People You Can Fill Your House With To Tell You How Great You Are. You Can Do That.