I Am A Dyke! And

Old Age' Is Always Ten Years More Than We Are.

When My Husband Edgar And I Were Courting, He Said He Couldn't Wait To Have A Baby. It Was Only After We Were Married That He Changed His Mind And Decided That I Should Have The Baby.

I Know Now That Everybody In The Arts Is Forever A Beginner. Experience Counts For A Great Deal And Very Little. Every Night Onstage I Feel I Am Starting From Scratch, Still Not Quite Sure What I Am Doing And Where I Am Going, Thrown By The Simplest Thing That Goes Wrong.

With Age Comes Wisdom. You Don't Need Big Boobs To Be Feminine. Look At Liberace.

If I Found Yoko Ono Floating In My Pool, I'd Punish My Dog.