I Always Wear Boot Polish

After Forty A Woman Has To Choose Between Losing Her Figure Or Her Face. My Advice Is To Keep Your Face, And Stay Sitting Down.

A Woman Asking 'am I Good? Am I Satisfied?' Is Extremely Selfish. The Less Women Fuss About Themselves, The Less They Talk To Other Women, The More They Try To Please Their Husbands, The Happier The Marriage Is Going To Be.

Among Men, Sex Sometimes Results In Intimacy; Among Women, Intimacy Sometimes Results In Sex.

As Long As The Plots Keep Arriving From Outer Space, I'll Go On With My Virgins.

Love Is Next To Godliness With Certain Safeguards.