As Long As The Plots

I Always Wear Boot Polish On My Eyelashes, Because I Am A Very Emotional Person And It Doesn't Run When I Cry.

The Reason Why Englishmen Are The Best Husbands In The World Is Because They Want To Be Faithful. A Frenchman Or An Italian Will Wake Up In The Morning And Wonder What Girl He Will Meet. An Englishman Wakes Up And Wonders What The Cricket Score Is.

I'll Keep Going Till My Face Falls Off.

France Is The Only Place Where You Can Make Love In The Afternoon Without People Hammering On Your Door.

I Would Love To Employ A Man, But How Can I Possibly Give A Man Dictation From The Bath?