Love Is Next To Godliness

After Forty A Woman Has To Choose Between Losing Her Figure Or Her Face. My Advice Is To Keep Your Face, And Stay Sitting Down.

France Is The Only Place Where You Can Make Love In The Afternoon Without People Hammering On Your Door.

I Consider Myself An Expert On Love, Sex And Health. Without Health You Can Have Very Little Of The Other Two.

I'll Keep Going Till My Face Falls Off.

When You Get Past Fifty, You Have To Decide Whether To Keep Your Face Or Your Figure. I Kept My Face.