Love Is Next To Godliness

People Don't Roll Around Naked In My Books. I Do Allow Them To Go To Bed If They're Married, But It's All Very Wonderful And The Moon Beams.

You Become What You Think. You Are What You Eat.

My Heroines Are Always Virgins. They Never Go To Bed Without A Ring On Their Fingers; Not Until Page 118 At Least.

To Sleep Around Is Absolutely Wrong For A Woman; It's Degrading And It Completely Ruins Her Personality. Sooner Or Later It Will Destroy All That Is Feminine And Beautiful And Idealistic In Her.

I'll Keep Going Till My Face Falls Off.