Love Is Next To Godliness

My Heroines Are Always Virgins. They Never Go To Bed Without A Ring On Their Fingers; Not Until Page 118 At Least.

I Consider Myself An Expert On Love, Sex And Health. Without Health You Can Have Very Little Of The Other Two.

I'll Keep Going Till My Face Falls Off.

As Long As The Plots Keep Arriving From Outer Space, I'll Go On With My Virgins.

Love Is Next To Godliness With Certain Safeguards.