I Always Wanted To Get

I Earned My Stripes As A Marine, And The Corps Gets Full Credit For Straightening Me Out. At 17, I Was Young, I Was Unhappy And Most Of All, I Was Undisciplined. The Marine Corps Was The Right Service In The Right Place At The Right Time.

Sharing Our Depressions Felt Like Having Survived A War. The Experience Bonds You To The Other Person For Life.

You Can't Make Up Anything Anymore. The World Itself Is A Satire. All You're Doing Is Recording It.

I Don't Know Whether This Is The Best Of Times Or The Worst Of Times, But I Assure You It's The Only Time You've Got. You Can Either Sit On Your Expletive Deleted Or Pick A Daisy.

Television Has A Real Problem. They Have No Page Two.