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I Became A Hero To Everyone Because I Didn't Take Dialysis And Was Still Alive.

... I Could Have Said Something Profound, But You Would Have Forgotten It In 15 Minutes - Which Is The Afterlife Of A Graduation Speech.

On The Whole I Woke Up In The Morning And Was Happy To Be Alive.

I Don't Know Whether This Is The Best Of Times Or The Worst Of Times, But I Assure You It's The Only Time You've Got. You Can Either Sit On Your Expletive Deleted Or Pick A Daisy.

The Best Way To Clean Up A Son's Room Is To Close The Door And Pretend It's Not Part Of The House.