As The Economy Gets Better,

I Became A Hero To Everyone Because I Didn't Take Dialysis And Was Still Alive.

People Are Broad-minded. They'll Accept The Fact That A Person Can Be An Alcoholic, A Dope Fiend, A Wife Beater And Even A Newspaperman, But If A Man Does Not Drive, There Is Something Wrong With Him.

I Look At Life As Being Cruise Director On The Titanic. I May Not Get There, But I'm Going First Class.

I Know It's Very Egocentric To Believe That Someone Is Put On Earth For A Reason. In My Case, I Like To Think I Was.

I Worship The Quicksand He [richard Nixon] Walks In.