War For Most Men Is

I Don't Know What's Coming Next And Neither Does Anyone Else. It's Something That We Do Have To Face But The Thing Is That A Lot Of People Don't Want To Face It. And There's Denial. If Somebody Says It, Like Me, Everybody Feels A Little Better That They Can Discuss It.

If You Attack The Establishment Long Enough And Hard Enough, They Will Make You A Member Of It.

The Reason I Don't Play Golf Is Because I Was A Caddie When I Was 13. Women Never Gave Up A Golf Ball That Was Lost Somewhere In The Trees And Thicket And Down Through The Poison Ivy. It Was During One Of These Searches That I Vowed To The Lord Above That If I Ever Earned Enough Money I Would Never Set Foot On A Course Again.

Over The Years I Have Met A Lot Of Important People, But No One As Important As Elvis Presley.

... I Could Have Said Something Profound, But You Would Have Forgotten It In 15 Minutes - Which Is The Afterlife Of A Graduation Speech.