I Don't Mind 800 Million

I Have No Idea Where I'm Going But Here's The Real Question: What Am I Doing Here In The First Place?

Television Has A Real Problem. They Have No Page Two. Consequently Every Big Story Gets The Same Play And Comes Across To The Viewer As A Really Big, Scary One.

I Contemplated Suicide. My Main Concern Was That I Would Not Make The New York Times Obituary Page.

This Is What Makes Me Happy: Remembering Where I Put My House Keys.

People Who Live In Glass Houses Have To Wash Their Windows All The Time.