I Always Had One Ear

Every Actor Looks All His Life For A Part That Will Combine His Talents With His Personality... 'the Odd Couple' Was Mine. That Was The Plutonium I Needed. It All Started Happening After That.

You See, My Father Was A Catholic Priest, Greek Orthodox, But I Think He Started Out As A Jew, Then He Became A Catholic Priest.

I Wanted To Be A Pharmacist. I Liked The Way Our Local Pharmacist Was Always Dressed In A Nice White Coat; He Looked Very Calm, You'd Give Him Money, And He'd Give You Something That You Wanted To Buy.

There's No Such Thing As 'too Late!' That's Why They Invented Death!

It's Very Easy To Live Here. You're Anonymous Here. Nobody Knows Who You Are.