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It's Very Easy To Live Here. You're Anonymous Here. Nobody Knows Who You Are.

I Never Worked With Marilyn Monroe, But If She'd Lived, I Think She Would Have Been All Right. She Would Have Been President Of The United States.

My Doctor Gave Me Six Months To Live, But When I Couldn't Pay The Bill He Gave Me Six Months More.

My Mother Paid Eight Dollars A Month For Rent. When She Had It. Mostly We Were Evicted, Because She Couldnt Afford To Pay The Eight Dollars A Month.

I Don't Mind My Wife Having To Last Word. In Fact I'm Delighted When She Reaches It.