My Doctor Gave Me Six

Why Don't You Do The World A Favour. Pull Your Bottom Lip Up Over Your Head And Swallow.

You See, My Father Was A Catholic Priest, Greek Orthodox, But I Think He Started Out As A Jew, Then He Became A Catholic Priest.

I Never Worked With Marilyn Monroe, But If She'd Lived, I Think She Would Have Been All Right. She Would Have Been President Of The United States.

I Don't Mind My Wife Having To Last Word. In Fact I'm Delighted When She Reaches It.

Get Out Of Show Business. Its The Best Advice I Ever Got, Because Im So Stubborn That If Someone Would Tell Me That, I Would Stay In It To The Bitter End.