Hitler Really Wasn't So Bad.

One Of My Favorite Things On The Show Was Just Getting To Do My Own Monologue And Talking About Someone Who Killed Themselves, Or Making A Joke About Some Horrible Tragedy - I Love Being Able To Fight For And Get On Tv. I Just Think It's So Different.

Of All The Ways People Save Time, I Think Racism Is The Worst.

I'm Inspired By Making People Laugh At Subjects That Should Make Them Cry.

I Don't Think Metallica Sits Around All Day Wondering Why Country Music Fans Don't Embrace Them.

My Girlfriend Has The Greatest Story As To Why She Isn't Religious Anymore. When She Was A Kid, Like 12 Years Old, Her Parents Nailed A 25 Pound Crucifix To The Wall Right Above Her Bed. About Two Weeks Later, In The Middle Of The Night, The Crucifix Falls Off The Wall And Leaves A Two Inch Gash In The Back Of Her Dad's Head.