Here's A Rule I Recommend:

If I Were Well Behaved, I'd Die Of Boredom.

In My Lifetime I've Been To Bed With Men, Women, And Odd Pieces Of Furniture.

Too Many Of Our Countrymen Rejoice In Stupidity, Look Upon Ignorance As A Badge Of Honor. They Condemn Everything They Don't Understand.

It's The Good Girls Who Keep Diaries; The Bad Girls Never Have The Time.

Say Anything About Me, Darling, As Long As It Isn't Boring.