I Detest Acting Because It

Too Many Of Our Countrymen Rejoice In Stupidity, Look Upon Ignorance As A Badge Of Honor. They Condemn Everything They Don't Understand.

Do You Know What My Ambition Is In Life? To Be Without Ambition. As Far Back As I Can Remember I've Been Absolutely Hag-ridden. I'd Like To Attain The State Of Mind That The Indians Call Nirvana. That, For Me, Would Happen If I Were Free Of Ambition.

There Have Only Been Two Authentic Geniuses In The World, Willie Mays And Willie Shakespeare And I Think You'd Better Put Shakespeare First, Darling.

They Say It's The Good Girls Who Keep Diaries. The Bad Girls Never Have The Time. Me, I Just Wanna Live A Life I'm Gonna Remember Even If I Don't Write It Down.

Here's A Rule I Recommend: Never Practice Two Vices At Once.