My Father Warned Me About

In The Theater Lying Is Looked Upon As An Occupational Disease.

[on Being Asked In Her Later Years If She Were Tallulah:] I'm What's Left Of Her, Dahling.

Here's A Rule I Recommend: Never Practice Two Vices At Once.

A Republican. A Republican. That's Worse Than Being A Goddamned Communist!

Don't Be Taken In By The Guff That Critics Are Killing The Theater. Commonly They Sin On The Side Of Enthusiasm. Too Often They Give Their Blessing To Trash.