Whatever You Do, You're Going

Democracy Is Welcoming People From Other Lands, And Giving Them Something To Hold Onto. Usually A Mop Or A Leaf Blower.

That Would Have Been A Great Ticket, Reagan And Ford - An Actor And A Stuntman.

Some Sad News From Australia... The Inventor Of The Boomerang Grenade Died Today.

I've Worked Ever Since I Was A Kid With A Two-bit Kit Of Magic Tricks Trying To Improve My Skills At Entertaining Whatever Public I Had - And To Make Myself Ready, Whenever The Breaks Came, To Entertain A Wider And More Demanding Public.

If Life Was Fair, Elvis Would Be Alive And All The Impersonators Would Be Dead.