He's Very Clever, But Sometimes

Too Much Brilliance Has Its Disadvantages, And Misplaced Wit May Raise A Laugh, But Often Beheads A Topic Of Profound Interest.

Rich Men's Houses Are Seldom Beautiful, Rarely Comfortable, And Never Original. It Is A Constant Source Of Surprise To People Of Moderate Means To Observe How Little A Big Fortune Contributes To Beauty.

It Is Always Dangerous To Generalize, But The American People, While Infinitely Generous, Are A Hard And Strong Race And, But For The Few Cemeteries I Have Seen, I Am Inclined To Think They Never Die.

The Power To Love What Is Purely Abstract Is Given To Few.

What A Pity, When Christopher Colombus Discovered America, That He Ever Mentioned It.