What A Pity, When Christopher

[to Jean Harlow, Who Repeatedly Mispronounced Her First Name:] No, No, Jean. The T Is Silent, As In Harlow.

[to Her Host Upon Leaving A Party:] Don't Think It Hasn't Been Charming, Because It Hasn't.

If Kitchener Was Not A Great Man, He Was, At Least, A Great Poster.

He Couldn't See A Belt Without Hitting Below It.

My Dear Old Friend King George V Told Me He Would Never Have Died But For That Vile Doctor, Lord Dawson Of Penn.