He Is Dead Now, But

When You Step On The Brakes Your Life Is In Your Foot's Hands.

You Know The Good Part About All Those Executions In Texas? Fewer Texans.

When You're Born You Get A Ticket To The Freak Show. When You're Born In America, You Get A Front Row Seat.

Isn’t Making A Smoking Section In A Restaurant Like Making A Peeing Section In A Swimming Pool?

A Dog Has No Shame. If He Can Do It, You Can Watch.