If All Our National Holidays

Sometimes Guys'll Say To You, 'have A Good One'. I Say, 'i Already Have A Good One. Now I'm Looking For A Longer One'.

Have You Ever Noticed That The Lawyer Always Smiles More Than The Client?

I Am Not A Complete Vegetarian. I Eat Only Animals That Have Died In Their Sleep.

I Just Love It When I Hear A Little Commotion, Someone Leaving. When I See Those Doors In The Back . . .

How Old Are You? 'i'm Four And A Half!' You're Never Thirty-six And A Half. You're Four And A Half, Going On Five! That's The Key.