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The Main Thing That I Learned From My Horrible Job Experiences Was How Horrible They Were.

When I Say Things That Sound Insane, Like Only The Smartest Million People Should Have The Right To Vote, Well, I Mean That.

If You Are Tuning In Just For The Show, You're Going To Be Sorely Disappointed.

Life Is Just The Time Between Crapping Yourself.

Mmm, Tastes Like Hepatitis!