He Changed More Times Than

I Had Several Different Bosses During The Early Years Of 'dilbert.' They Were All Pretty Sure I Was Mocking Someone Else.

Stem Cells Are Like Toenail Clippings With A Better Career Plan.

By Definition, Risk-takers Often Fail. So Do Morons. In Practice It's Difficult To Sort Them Out.

Every Year, It Takes More Brains To Navigate This Complicated World. More People Are Falling Below What I Call The 'incompetence Line' Through No Fault Of Their Own.

Frankly, I’m Suspicious Of Anyone Who Has A Strong Opinion On A Complicated Issue.