If You Want To Kill

The Main Difference Between Marketing And Fraud Is That Criminals Have To Pay For Their Own Alcohol.

I Get Mail; Therefore I Am.

I Wish I Were Dumber So I Could Be More Certain About My Opinions. It Looks Fun.

Crackpot Is An Excellent Job Because The Expectations Are So Low. No One Ever Tells Crackpots That They Should Be Doing More.

Some People Fear That Technology Will Become More Engaging Than Live Human Interactions. That's Silly; Technology Is Already Way More Interesting Than Other People.