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Not All Bears Have Their Own Television Series. Some Of Them Are Unemployed Wild Animals.

Have You Any Idea How Many Children It Takes To Turn Off One Light In The Kitchen Three. It Takes One To Say What Light And Two More To Say I Didn't Turn It On.

When They Told Me I Needed A Mastectomy, I Thought Of The Thousands Of Luncheons And Dinners I Had Attended Where They Slapped A Name Tag On My Left Bosom. I Always Smiled And Said, 'now, What Shall We Name The Other One?' That Would No Longer Be A Problem.

I Have Paid As Much As $300 A Night To Throw Up Into A Sink Shaped Like A Seashell.

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